“Saw an old lady cross the road gingerly, wrinkled smile and waved as the made her way in front of our car. My friend marvelled how healthy she looked with perfect vision. Then, in a perfect killjoy moment, she lit a cigarette and took a deep puff.
May 9, 2011
Killjoy moment
Nov 15, 2010
Be yourself
“Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.”
— Joss Whedon
Nov 1, 2010
What about cheese?
“When cheese gets it’s picture taken, what does it say?
Oct 26, 2010
Taking a dump
“Why do they call it taking a dump, when you’re not taking a dump, but leaving a dump?
Brains for free
“I can’t imagine randomly phoning up a lawyer out of the Yellow Pages because I wanted to pick his brain for free. Yet this is common online.