“I want to live in a world where a chicken can cross a road without its motives being questioned.
Oct 23, 2010
The chicken quote
Mar 17, 2010
Kanye West, Chris Brown, Tiger Woods
“Don’t Kanye me. Or I’ll Chris Brown you and Tiger Woods your mother.
Dec 21, 2008
Dance Naked
“Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when the music stops.
Sep 28, 2008
Any key
“My computer is telling me to press any key to continue. Where is the ‘any’ key?
Sep 3, 2008
Opinion
“Opinions are like asshole, everyone has one.