Laugh Out Loud

“I’m a comedian, I travel a lot and needless to say, I get horny out there. I’m a chronic masturbator. I tried wacking off with my PC but I felt like it was too much clickity clack clickity clack. With my Mac, I mean the video resolution is so clear that I see parts of the vagina I didn’t know existed. Labias and Flabias and Flip-flaps. I’m a chronic masturbator. I don’t know what they make the keys out of, whatever it is its non-stick. And then with iTunes, I can listen to my favorite music while I’m masturbating. Wutang Clan ain’t nothin to mess with. I’m Dave Chappelle, and I love internet porn.

— Dave Chappelle