May 16, 2008
Apr 24, 2008
Leave the Internet
Please leave the Internet. You’re too stupid.
Apr 18, 2008
There’s no Internet
“There’s no Internet to find out why there’s no Internet
— Gerald Broflovski in South Park’s “Over Logging”
Oct 8, 2007
Dave Chappelle love internet porn
“I’m a comedian, I travel a lot and needless to say, I get horny out there. I’m a chronic masturbator. I tried wacking off with my PC but I felt like it was too much clickity clack clickity clack. With my Mac, I mean the video resolution is so clear that I see parts of the vagina I didn’t know existed. Labias and Flabias and Flip-flaps. I’m a chronic masturbator. I don’t know what they make the keys out of, whatever it is its non-stick. And then with iTunes, I can listen to my favorite music while I’m masturbating. Wutang Clan ain’t nothin to mess with. I’m Dave Chappelle, and I love internet porn.