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	<title>Laugh Out Loud &#187; malay</title>
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		<title>TAWARAN KERJA</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 04:37:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Minat dalam bidang PERTAHANAN? Bantu skuad negara dalam membanteras jenayah. Syarat-syarat: Bumiputera sahaja Tidak Rabun Warna Kelayakan Minimum SPM Berumur diantara 18 &#8211; 40 tahun Kelebihan: Kerja di bawah kerajaan Gaji pokok: RM1800 Elaun bulanan (Kola) : RM300 Elaun penginapan: RM300 Uniform: RM200 Dobi: RM60 Percuma kursus mempertahankan diri Kenaikan pangkat secara lantikan dari ketua [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Minat dalam bidang PERTAHANAN? Bantu skuad negara dalam membanteras jenayah.</p>
<p>Syarat-syarat:</p>
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<li>Bumiputera sahaja</li>
<li>Tidak Rabun Warna</li>
<li>Kelayakan Minimum SPM</li>
<li>Berumur diantara 18 &#8211; 40 tahun</li>
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<p>Kelebihan:</p>
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<li>Kerja di bawah kerajaan</li>
<li>Gaji pokok: RM1800</li>
<li>Elaun bulanan (Kola) : RM300</li>
<li>Elaun penginapan: RM300</li>
<li>Uniform: RM200</li>
<li>Dobi: RM60</li>
<li>Percuma kursus mempertahankan diri</li>
<li>Kenaikan pangkat secara lantikan dari ketua unit jawatan dan mengambil ujian khas</li>
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<p>Sekiranya berminat, sila hadir pada sesi temuduga dan dikehendaki membawa kad pengenalan diri serta gambar berukuran passport pada 28 May 2008 di Jabatan Pertahanan Awam.</p>
<p>Bagi yang berkelayakan uniform akan diberikan 3 pasang setiap seorang dan kelengkapan lain (lengkap) serta perlu melaporkan diri 60 hari selepas menerima surat tawaran jawatan.</p>
<p>Jawatan Yang Ditawarkan:</p>
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<li>Power Rangers</li>
<li>Kamen Riders</li>
<li>Ultraman</li>
<li>Sailormoon (wanita sahaja)</li>
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		<title>Pantun Impak Maksima the Movie</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 09:12:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Halo, halo, halo, kopi ker milo?Makan mee cina,1 kilo macam mana.Masak mee dapur arang,Sape lagi sorang.Makan mee dengan dodol,Budak gua malaysian idol.Dodol dimakan anak ayah Pin,Berapa mas kahwin.Orang kaya ade 3 bini,Jadi ke game rabu ni.Oi terima kasih daun keladi,Tentulah jadi.Bini kedua nak minum milo,Nak main berapa kilo.Bini ketiga midnight shift,Kita tukar main drift.Bini ketiga [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Halo, halo, halo, kopi ker milo?</p><p>Makan mee cina,<br />1 kilo macam mana.</p><p>Masak mee dapur arang,<br />Sape lagi sorang.</p><p>Makan mee dengan dodol,<br />Budak gua malaysian idol.</p><p>Dodol dimakan anak ayah Pin,<br />Berapa mas kahwin.</p><p>Orang kaya ade 3 bini,<br />Jadi ke game rabu ni.</p><p>Oi terima kasih daun keladi,<br />Tentulah jadi.</p><p>Bini kedua nak minum milo,<br />Nak main berapa kilo.</p><p>Bini ketiga midnight shift,<br />Kita tukar main drift.</p><p>Bini ketiga mengidam nak makan mee,<br />Kita jumpa malam rabu ni.</p> <p class="source">&mdash; <cite><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantun">Pantun</a> (Malay poetic form) from <a href="http://ms.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impak_Maksima">Impak Maksima the Movie</a> (a Malaysia drift movie).</cite></p></blockquote><img src="http://laughoutloud.us/?ak_action=api_record_view&id=178&type=feed" alt=" Pantun Impak Maksima the Movie"  title="Pantun Impak Maksima the Movie" />]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Dewi Kelantanese Version</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 23:08:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dewi song in Kelantanese Malay dialect. Original song were performed by Dewa 19.]]></description>
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<p>Dewi song in Kelantanese Malay dialect. <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=5OCc1MkaqwA">Original song were performed by Dewa 19</a>.</p>
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		<title>Kita Kembar Ker?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 17:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A silly dubbed version of Lord of the Ring in Malay language which is totally unrelated to the original scene.]]></description>
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<p>A silly dubbed version of Lord of the Ring in Malay language which is totally unrelated to the original scene.</p>
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