Sep 6, 2011

Man collects women pubic hair as a hobby

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zhiming Man collects women pubic hair as a hobby

Wu Zhiming – former Secretary General of Jiangxi Government in China – had set a great goal for himself. He wanted to have sex with 1,000 women before 2015.

A police team sent to arrest Wu over corruption charges found him having sex with two mistresses at the same time last month. After his arrest, police seized some condoms, sex enhancement pills and two books from him.One of the books was a diary in which Wu recorded the dates, time and places of all his sexcapades. Also jotted down were personal details of his 136 mistresses, his feelings and level of satisfaction of every sexual encounter with them.

Another book was a pubic hair collection. Wu had pasted his mistresses’ pubic hairs on the pages – one page for each woman. It was reported that Wu’s mistresses included female officials, university students, housewives and even teenagers. Wu was sacked from his post. (Source)

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Mar 23, 2011

Refused a kiss, 92-year-old woman fires gun

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ST. PETERSBURG, Florida, March 23 — Helen Staudinger, 92, wanted a kiss, and authorities say she wouldn’t take no for an answer.

The central Florida woman fired a semi-automatic pistol four times at her 53-year-old neighbour’s house after he refused to kiss her, police said on Tuesday.

“If my head would have been over just a little bit further, (a bullet) probably would have hit me in the back of the head,” the neighbour, Dwight Bettner, told Reuters.

Staudinger was in jail yesterday, a day after being arrested on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and shooting into a dwelling.

According to a police report, Staudinger told deputies she went to Bettner’s house in Fort McCoy, Florida, and refused to leave until he gave her a kiss.

When he said no, they argued and she left angry, the report said.

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Dec 12, 2010

Urgent vacancy for the post of Girlfriend

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Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.

Designation : Junior girlfriend (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirements: Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.
Age : 18-26 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)

Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

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Nov 26, 2010

Secretary complains about boss

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A secretary complained about her boss….

She said, “My boss is so sex-crazed”. Every time he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP position and then the DESKTOP position, followed by the SPREADSHEET format.

I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE, which is most uncomfortable. Then he’ll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my C DRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE.

Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER, ENTER the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage.

Many a time he works without CAPLOCKS (without “CAP” or HELMET) and sometimes as an ALT he CRASHES my SYSTEM until he loses his CTRL and he LOGS IN.

This process continues until I ZIP him and SHUTDOWN his main SYSTEM.

Nov 10, 2010

Boy got caught throwing paper airplanes

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A boy got caught in class throwing paper airplanes. The teacher gave him punishment to write 5000 times: “I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class” and submit it tomorrow.

The next day, the boy submitted the paper written.

#include
void main( )
{
clrscr( );int n;
for( n=1 ; n<=5000 ; n++ )
printf("I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class");
getch( );
}

Moral of the story: Be a programmer... think differently!

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