Wu Zhiming – former Secretary General of Jiangxi Government in China – had set a great goal for himself. He wanted to have sex with 1,000 women before 2015.

A police team sent to arrest Wu over corruption charges found him having sex with two mistresses at the same time last month. After his arrest, police seized some condoms, sex enhancement pills and two books from him.One of the books was a diary in which Wu recorded the dates, time and places of all his sexcapades. Also jotted down were personal details of his 136 mistresses, his feelings and level of satisfaction of every sexual encounter with them.

Another book was a pubic hair collection. Wu had pasted his mistresses’ pubic hairs on the pages – one page for each woman. It was reported that Wu’s mistresses included female officials, university students, housewives and even teenagers. Wu was sacked from his post. (Source)

The central Florida woman fired a semi-automatic pistol four times at her 53-year-old neighbour’s house after he refused to kiss her, police said on Tuesday.

“If my head would have been over just a little bit further, (a bullet) probably would have hit me in the back of the head,” the neighbour, Dwight Bettner, told Reuters.

Staudinger was in jail yesterday, a day after being arrested on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and shooting into a dwelling.

According to a police report, Staudinger told deputies she went to Bettner’s house in Fort McCoy, Florida, and refused to leave until he gave her a kiss.

When he said no, they argued and she left angry, the report said.

Bettner said he was on the phone with his father moments later when he heard gunshots. One bullet went through a window, spraying him with glass.

The former law enforcement officer said his elderly neighbour had seemed attracted to him since he moved in six months ago.

“I’ve taken her trash out for her, just neighbourly stuff,” Bettner said. “I guess she just took that as something else.” — Reuters

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Designation : Junior girlfriend (trainee)
Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirements: Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.
Age : 18-26 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)

Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

Perks and incentives

Total gross (monthly):

• 2 gifts worth not exceeding $1000 (no precious metals, stones)
• Bike rides each duration 1 hour
• Trips to National Highways
• Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
• Daily provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth $10
• Two movies (family movies only) per month (on weekends)
• Visits to shopping malls and BARISTA every weekend (on your own expense)

A pair of jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining the probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Please note:

1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last two months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.

There is more:

For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc. Candle light or tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

Search never ends!!

Interested candidates can send their resume with

Subject:
Name/fresher- exp/age:
Photo must be in attachment. To the email address via mail.

Note: Applications without photo will be rejected.

She said, “My boss is so sex-crazed”. Every time he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP position and then the DESKTOP position, followed by the SPREADSHEET format.

I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE, which is most uncomfortable. Then he’ll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my C DRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE.

Then he changes his mind and decides to ENTER, ENTER, ENTER the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage.

Many a time he works without CAPLOCKS (without “CAP” or HELMET) and sometimes as an ALT he CRASHES my SYSTEM until he loses his CTRL and he LOGS IN.

This process continues until I ZIP him and SHUTDOWN his main SYSTEM.

The next day, the boy submitted the paper written.

#include
void main( )
{
clrscr( );int n;
for( n=1 ; n<=5000 ; n++ )
printf("I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class");
getch( );
}


Moral of the story: Be a programmer... think differently!